Wednesday, December 17, 2008

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Who can say that I have a sister pussy ... Compilation

Alfa Romeo Mito -> Alfa Romeo 8C
Audi A2 -> Audi R8
Chevrolet Matiz -> Chevrolet Camaro
Fiat 500 -> Fiat 500 Abarth SS
Ford Ka -> Ford Mustang
Honda Jazz -> Honda F1 Team
Lancia Y -> Lancia Delta S4
Mitsubishi Colt -> Mitsubishi Lancer EVO Nissan Micra
-> Nissan GT-R
Renault Twingo -> Renault F1
Subaru Justy -> Subaru Impreza WRC
Toyota IQ -> Toyota Supra


pussy ... and a cousin who ...

Alfa Romeo GT -> Maserati Coupe
Audi S6 -> Lamborghini Murcielago
Mini One -> BMW F1
Fiat Punto -> Ferrari F2008
Lancia Lybra -> Maserati Quattroporte
Toyota Yaris -> Lexus IS-F
Mercedes A Class -> Maybach 62
Dacia Solenza ->
Renault F1
Seat Arosa ->
Porsche GT Skoda Fabia
-> Lamborghini Gallardo
Smart Fortwo -> Mercedes CL 65 AMG
Volkswagen Touareg -> Porsche Cayenne


.. and still is always this: "If you have a Smart you can say you have a Cayenne in the garage .. if you have a point. . can not say shit! "

Monday, December 15, 2008

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POWDER ON BOARD ITALIAN FEDERATION - FEDERATION INTERNATIONAL FACE POWDER ON TABLE

approved Material:
  • table between 150 and 200 cm with central window of 120 cm by 20 cm.
  • The wood edge of the table must be raised above the floor of the glass from 3 to 7 mm.
  • Glass jar of mousse brand
basic goal of the game: Move
much as possible to the edge of the table opposite to the area shooting the jar of foundation, the player who leaves less space between the pot and the edge glass. Vince who leave more gap between the board and the jar of foundation, the intersection of corner of the glass is twice as much.

Limitations:
  • the shooting area corresponding to the first 30 cm of glass.
  • not allowed to touch the boundary between glass and table
  • who was born in the seventh month of the year in the days between 28 and 30, except has no authority to stop the shootings
Honours:
World Champion: Thomas Di Giusto
Vice-World: Matt Moro
3rd: Alan Rodaro

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

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Friday, November 7, 2008

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

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cars

Cars that begin with numbers :
  • Alfa Romeo 6, 6C, 8C, 12C, 33, 75, 90, 145, 146, 147, 155, 156, 158, 159, 164, 166, 177, 1750, 1900, 2000, 2600,
  • Audi 50, 80, 90, 100, 200
  • Bentley 3, 4, 6, 8, Eight
  • BMW 250.300, 303, 315, 327, 328, 501, 502, 503, 507, 600, 700, 2000, 2002 Turbo, 2500, 3300 Buick Eight

  • Chrysler 300C, 300M
  • Citroen 2CV, 8CV, 10CV, 15CV
  • Ferrari 166, 195, 208 , 212, 246, 250, 275, 308, 328, 330, 342, 348, 360, 365, 375, 400, 410, 412, 430, 456, 500, 512, 550, 575, 599, 612
  • Fiat 124 , 125, 126, 127, 128, 130, 131, 132, 133, 500, 600, 615, 850, 1100, 1200, 1400, 1500, 1800, 1900, 2100, Uno, Sixteen
  • Lamborghini 350, 400
  • Lotus 6, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 112, 114, 115
  • Maserati 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 420, 450, 4C, 6C, 8C, 3200, 3500, 5000
  • Mazda 2, 3, 5, 6
  • Nissan 100, 200, 250, 350
  • Opel 1200
  • Peugeot 104, 106, 107, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 301, 302, 304, 305, 306, 307, 308, 309, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406, 407, 504, 505, 601, 604, 605, 607, 806, 807, 905, 907, 908, 1007, 4002, 4007
  • Porsche 356, 911, 912, 914, 916, 924, 928, 930, 931, 932, 944, 951, 952, 959, 964, 965, 968, 986, 987, 993, 996, 997
  • Renault 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 30
  • Saab 90, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 98, 99, 600, 900, 9000, 9-3, 9-5, 9-7
  • Seat 124, 127, 128, 131, 132, 133, 600, 800, 850, 1200, 1400, 1430, 1500
  • Skoda 100, 105, 110, 120, 130, 136
  • Volvo 140, 160, 240, 244, 245, 260, 262, 264, 340, 360, 440, 460, 480, 740, 760, 780, 850, 940, 960
Cars with personal names:
  • Alfa Romeo Giulia, Giulietta
  • BMW Isetta
  • Buick Apollo
  • Dacia Logan Daihatsu Mira
  • , Rocky, Trevor
  • Dino Ferrari, Fiat Dino Enzo
  • , Ulysse
  • Hyundai Atos
  • Lada Samara, Kalina
  • Lamborghini Islero, Jalpa
  • Carlton Lotus, Elise
  • Nissan Serena, Silvia
  • Renault Clio, Thalia, Logan
  • Saab Chaterine
  • Skoda Fabia, Felicia, Octavia
  • Volkswagen Corrado Eos
Cars with names of places:
  • Alfa Romeo Brera, Mi.To., Montreal
  • Bentley Camargue, Mulsanne
  • Buick Lucerne, Park Avenue, Somerset
  • Chevrolet BelAir, Tahoe, Monte Carlo, Malibu, Corsica
  • Dodge Monaco California
  • Ferrari Fiat Argenta, Siena
  • Ford Capri, Cortina, Granada, Sierra, Taunus, Turin, Verona
  • Hyudai Tucson , Santa Fe, Kia Sorento Santamo
  • Jarama Lamborghini Lancia Aurelia, Flaminia, Flavia, Fulvia, Phedra
  • Lotus Europa Maserati Indy, Mexico
  • Nissan Almera, Murano, Navara
  • Opel Ascona, Monza, Olympia, Frontera, Sintra, Monterey, Meriva
  • Renault Laguna
  • Ronda Seat, Ibiza, Malaga, Marbella, Toledo, Cordoba, Alhambra, Arosa, Leon
cars with names of objects or things
  • Autobianchi Stellina, Primula, Giardiniera
  • Buick Centurion, Century, Lacrosse
  • Chevrolet Beretta, Cavalier
  • Daihatsu Applause, Cuore, Domino, Matter, Midget
  • Dodge Charger, Challenger, RAM, Dynasty, Caliber, Nitro
  • Fiat Campagnola Ritmo, Strada, Regata, Tipo, Tempra, Duna, Punto, Barchetta, Bravo, Brava, Marea, Palio, Idea, Stilo, Linea, Fiorino
  • Ford Orion, Zephir, Fiesta, Focus, Galaxy
  • Honda Jazz, Accord, Legend, Civic
  • Hyundai Accent, Matrix, Trajet, Entourage, Sonata
  • Jeep Cherokee, Wrangler, Commander, Compass, Patriot
  • Kia Picanto, Rio, Pregio, Carnival, Bongo
  • Lamborghini Espada, Diablo
  • Lancia Delta, K, Lybra, Musa, Prisma, Thema, Thesis, Y, Z
  • Land Rover Defender, FreeLander, Discovery, Range Rover
  • Maserati Ghibli, Quattroporte, Trofeo
  • Mitsubishi Galant, Lancer, Space Runner, Space Wagon, Space Star, Outlander, Pajero
  • Nissan Micra, Note, Pathfinder, Patrol
  • Opel Commodore, Diplomat, Admiral, Kadett, Kapitan, Omega, Rekord, Senator, Corsa, Signum, Vectra, Astra, Zafira
  • Porsche Carrera, Cayenne
  • Renault Fuego, Express, Scenic, Espace, Trafic, Koleos, Master, Mascott
  • Seat Ritmo, Fiorino, Fura, Terra, Inca, Altea
  • Skoda Superb, Roomster
  • Ssangyong Chairman, Rodius
  • Subaru Impreza
  • Suzuki Baleno, Samurai, Alto, Ignis, Liana, Splash
  • Volkswagen Scirocco, Golf, Phaeton, Sharan, Tiguan, Touareg, Touran
Cars with animal names:
  • Buick Skyhawk, Skylark
  • Dodge Viper
  • Fiat Topolino, Panda
  • Ford Cougar, Puma, Scorpio, Mustang, Taurus, Falcon Hyundai Pony
  • Jaguar
  • Nissan Bluebird
  • Opel Manta, Tigra
  • Porsche Cayman Renault Kangoo
  • Seat Panda, Leon
  • Volkswagen Beetle, Wolf, Fox, Beetle

Monday, October 20, 2008

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Friulian if you ... Proverbs

A collection of catchphrases us Friuli, if you know means that you Friulian otherwise ... go to the next post!

This also expect additions that you Friuli!


if you Friulian:
  • To greet MANDI
  • say the sea is only for you or CAN LIGNANO
  • Tifi Udinese
  • prefer things to prove in deeds, not words
  • The oaths are of interlayer and phrases are used to close
  • The frico is the dish best in the world
  • you started to drink wine at 6 years
  • When you see a Dark Emo or say But there ISAL stuff?
  • prefer to have a few good friends, but rather that so much knowledge and no friend
  • Udinese missed a penalty when a party BOE GOD!
  • For you the Trieste "Al son ducj bastars"
  • yourself "No, the possibile to Pluf folkloric"
  • For you are the pretty girls "Frico"
  • for you from Rome on down "are the little ducj terons"
  • There
  • mut? Dut to puesto?
  • Udin is your capital
  • Gubana is the most delicious cake
  • Ben or if I voe
  • No to gable Piardi
  • W's Alpine
  • Alè Udine
  • hope to return to Cempslig
  • To Agne
  • O ce biel cjastel to Udin
  • After you've heard about a Neapolitan puzzled "There atu say?"
  • a dula Seso vo Atris? The door
  • A drunk is SIARE
  • "Ale plein" or "Ben puntaaat"
  • Cumò Vonda
  • Anin ago to alc?
  • Zico is the strongest in history
  • Anin to drink a taj?
  • The best wine is the Tocai
  • But you muss ses a cul cjaaf
  • Setu fur?
  • Bottled water is the drop of carnia
  • - Internet + Cabernet
  • Arrows tricolor there we have
  • All year we wait for the Friuli Doc
  • Ham is always and only Daniel S.
  • Did you eat at least once and brovade Muset
  • S. Andrea purcit on brea
  • issues throughout the year pasquetta
  • Are you proud of your traditions
  • Posippo is absolutely No and Ponoppo It is absolutely
  • The environment is a public
  • go to Korea for a trip but you is not dry out ...
  • Go to crooked .. go sideways at full
  • means for you is to be able to reach mass
  • attack means turn
  • Having heart is not a virtue but a strong possibility ...
  • Go to do or not to refer to Bon
  • share is not good but it's a simple leap and Di Bon is good luck
  • Bora is not known but the wind Trieste Try grilled
  • night is equivalent to moving stinks
  • Ciampino airport is not a human but a condition
  • How are we? not a question
  • Coso is the panacea of \u200b\u200ball amnesia
  • The jack is a switch inside is a Giving
  • left
  • Four cats are two of them ...
  • Being in water is so hot when you
  • And so ... I was a slip or a fall
  • Finish years ... is a feast
  • Freschino ... it smells
  • Out on ... is a trade term
  • Garbo
  • .. . is not a term of bon ton
  • To say say LI DA DI or
    OF THE
  • To say say
  • THE WAY OVER THERE
  • For you, MINA is not dangerous
  • page of the dead is not a horror film on
  • Parry is an event long overdue
  • Take on the ground does not mean collecting
  • Oro OK the English
  • remains is a feeling of ecstasy
  • Do you know ... it means that nobody knows
  • If you can split the tablecloth
  • The fee is a lot
  • Tic and Tac is the opposite of tichignare
  • cut only manages to cut the legs
then? You Friuli?

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One of the topics of this blog will be useless proverbs that a collection of mangled proverbs: I will list some here, inseritene others in the comments and will publish them (I recommend, they must be stupid but must hit a minimum with the original proverb).

  • Can barking is barking casino
  • Can not sleep
  • Who is more difficult if by
  • What goes around .. pull the toilet
  • The early bird catches the sleeping pills
  • Gallina old sooner or later dies
  • Gallina old expired stock is
  • hen eggs is expired
  • Who lives by the sword they give 20 months without parole
  • Who's going with the lame
  • Who goes slowly goes up comes late
  • The leopard and thinning
  • Ride well who has teeth
  • eye does not see ... the glasses are
  • Who goes slowly goes safely and is buffered nearby
  • who finds a treasure found many friends
  • Who leaves the old road for the new asphalt because it comes before
  • Unity is strength, but who acts as if 'for five years. So let us unite in threes!
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away an apple every six hours and off four doctors?
  • Who makes the issues and who does not do it .... the purge
  • better today than a hen makes an egg tomorrow
  • The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, the slow came under a car
  • To err is human, to moo is bovine
  • err and 'human perseverance and' upiede
  • The end justifies the means, if the crude damn balls
  • part is a little 'die, die Starting is a bit 'too
  • Between saying and doing there in the middle "and"
  • A spring washer does
  • The neighbor is always greener
  • who arrives late is already half done
  • A gift horse's breath stinks
  • the culture can not control
  • A Desperate times call for extreme pain ..
  • Christmas with your family, Easter does not want
  • new year brings Grease
  • Bacco, tobacco and Venus, riducon man ... glad
  • Campa horse that if you eat the grass does not grow
  • flying women who despises constant danger
  • sells
  • Who is the cause of his ill .. . give the blame to others
  • Who uses it lasts ..!
  • Who lives and dies .. .. Nothing ventured
  • play monopoly
  • nail can not crush the nail! Who pays
  • breaks .. the pieces are his .... and must also clean!
  • who sows the wind .. how do you collect anything?
  • Anyone who is satisfied has
  • so .. so .. if we praise
  • Who pulls
  • Silence .. nods
  • who arrive late do not ... Who wants
  • houses too, does not know where to put things
  • mackerel sky, the wolf is happy
  • With good manners, you are treated badly
  • Tell me ... so I decide if I come too
  • Women
  • dwarf ... at the right height!
  • Trust is good .... it is better not to trust you then you have to do?
  • between the two litigants to take the third ...!
  • Gallina singing ... makes casino
  • good day it is said in the morning
  • The devil is buy the covers
  • The Early orociok mouth
  • The world is made to scale, c ' who is down and there are those who descend salt .. makes less effort
  • The deaf is what he does not want to hear (you know that deaf people hear?)
  • rice have increased in the mouth of the Chinese
  • Learn the art e. .. I will treat you as gay
  • dirty clothes are washed Machine
  • The dress does not do the monaco
  • Lies have short legs and long noses
  • The language takes when it is inflamed
  • The night brings yawns
  • The hope is green ..
  • Mal common pain, divided
  • Better late than early
  • better alone than badly accompanied by
  • The friends see when they need
  • in small packages there is a little wine
  • not say cat if you have not in the bag
  • not nice what is beautiful is beautiful but what I like
  • his wife can not have your cake and eat it full
  • country you visit, you get lost without a map
  • mistakes, you are wrong
  • If not ... it's dry soup
  • If they are roses bloom, if they are khaki ..
  • Bride wet .. trouble if not!
  • who finds a friend .... Greets .. (Paris)
  • Gallina old dies first ... .. (Paris)
  • early bird ... is tired (Paris)
  • closed a door ... remains outside (Qwerty)
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